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More Things That Make You Say, "Hmm . . ."
  • Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have any film.
  • He who laughs last . . . thinks slowest.
  • A day without sunshine is like . . . well, night.
  • Change is inevitable; except from a vending machine.
  • They tell me I should back up my hard drive but I can't find the 'Reverse'.
  • He was 'lost in thought'. . . Because it was unfamiliar territory.
  • When the chips are down, perhaps the buffalo is empty.
  • Been there. Done that. Got the T-shirt. Can't remember most of it.
  • He who lives by the sword gets shot by someone who doesn't.
  • He's always late, in fact, his ancestors arrived on the Juneflower.
  • You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted in a tabloid headline.
  • Did you ever wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges?
  • Bumper sticker: 'Honk if you love peace and quiet'
  • Bumper sticker: ' Pardon my driving, I'm reloading'
  • Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
  • Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
  • It is hard to understand how a cemetery can raise its burial costs and blame it on the higher cost of living.
  • Just remember. if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
  • The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
  • If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end. . . there would always be one jerk who would to try to pass them.
  • You can't have everything! Where would you put it?
  • The latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world population.
  • If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
  • The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.
  • Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer making up lies.
  • FLASHLIGHT: A case for holding dead batteries.
  • The shinbone is a device for finding furniture.
  • A FINE is a tax for doing wrong. A TAX is a fine for doing well.
  • It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
  • Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.
  • I wished the buck stopped here. I could use a another one.
  • I started out with nothing. Fortunately, I still have most of it.
  • Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

( Thanks to Larry in Minnesota for these eye-opening 'points to ponder' )

2006.11.24







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